Wednesday, October 30, 2013

#9 Clemson Tigers at Virginia Cavaliers

 
"Hang on now...so Bluedog Waggle 29 DON'T mean I keep the ball and try to TAJH IT UP???"
 
Location: Harrison Field at Scott Stadium, Charlottesville, VA
Kickoff: 3:30pm, Saturday, November 2, 2013
TV Coverage: ESPN
Radio Coverage: WCCP.FM
 
This weekend the Tigers of Clemson get on the bus and head north over the Shenandoahs to the picturesque and highly enlightened environs of UVA.  Yes, a university best known as the alma mater of  Katie Couric thinks it is above such plebian matters as the sport of American Football.  Say what you will about the Cavs, at least they have not been kicking up sand to leave the ACC for some lame Northern football conference.  No, they are content with being the Vanderbilt of the ACC and I, for one, think that is fine.  
 
KEYS TO THE GAME: Man, Virginia is having a hard luck season.  They have ZERO wins in the ACC, and have lost to programs like Duke and Ball State.  They did hang a mighty 10 points on Oregon, so they got that going for them.  I could go on and quote the stats of their sophomore QB David Watford or their junior RB Kevin Parks, but the crappiness of this team overshadows the individual efforts of these kids.  Expect Clemson and Tajh "Ballhog" Boyd to goof around in the first half and then finally get their shit together and finish off the Cavs with a beatdown in the second half.  Also expect Head Coach Mike London to be replaced with Gnarls Barkley in the second half.  Again.



1 comment:

  1. LOL! That's the funniest thing I've seen about the hoos. Narls Barkley! Spitting image of that London dude.

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