Kickoff: 3:30pm, Saturday, September 28, 2013
Coverage: TV-ABC, ESPN2, ESPNU
This week, Clemson plays their old rivals, the Demon Deacons of Wake Forest. Wake has been a real pain the keister to the Tigers over the years. Well, actually not that much of a pain when you look outside the Bowden years. Clemson leads the series with 60 wins, while the Deacs only have 17. Still, the Deacs and the Tigers are tied with one "Unified ACC" Championship each, which is depressing to think about. All those wasted years in Clemson. Oh well.
KEYS TO THE GAME: Clemson may have a fight on their hands. Wake QB Tanner Price has already thrown for over 700 yards this season, which is better than our guy, Tajh. Wake's WRs are good, especially Campanareolo. Their running game is garbage, even if their starting RB Harris just scored two TDs against Army last week. In fact, did you see Wake play Evil Boston College a few weeks ago? They looked horrible. I mean, it was like a Pop Wrner game out there. Scratch that, Clemson will beat these guys like the chumps they are and send them crying back to their girlfriends like Gina here...
Hey. Maybe there is more to life than football.
Anyway, Clemson...in spite of all its problems, which are many...will win 31-10.