Friday, December 26, 2014

CHRISTMAS CATCH-UP!!!!!!!!!!


What a great Thanksgiving 2014 gave us.
 Yes, it has been a very eventful month or so since my last post.

-Clemson defeated Sakerlina for the first time in a damn long time.  Great to see the Tigers really take it to Sakerlina at Death Valley.  My favorite quote after the game was when Dabo said, "I can finally go back to church!"

-Clemson picked for the Russel Athletic Bowl (Dec. 29) vs. Oklahoma.  One of the less-gay named bowls (the worst being the no-longer in existence Gaylord Hotels Bowl; Clemson played in it twice under Bowden) and a quality opponent.  Apparently Deshaun is out for it, but who knows.  Orange Superman has a way of surprising you.

-Chad Morris Leaves Clemson.  Oh, shit this almost had me in tears.  My old buddy "The Chad" leaving Clemson to go back to Texas and coach SMU.  He left me a voice mail, but I didn't return it.  It's just too soon.  Too soon.  Goodbye, Coach Morris.  You leave a void that 1000 Billy Napiers could not fill.

I'll be back before the end of the year!!! Maybe with more asian cheerleader gifs.  Probably.  Ok, count on it.  


Sunday, November 16, 2014

DESHAUN IS OK! SEASON SAVED! UNICORNS EXIST! BIGFOOT DISCOVERED!

Yes, Orange Superman may make it back THIS SEASON.  A sprained LCL, not anything more serious. Check it out.

(SPACE LEFT FOR STS'S DOC B TO INSERT RANT AGAINST JOEY BATSON)

Maybe he'll be back against Sakerlina.  Given Dabo's hatred of Sakerlina PROBABLY against Sakerlina.  Just gotta keep pulling for Duke in the Coastal ACC and who knows what will happen with the "Bowl Situation." 

BTW, FU Miami. 
AND YOUR ALTERNATE UNIS SUCK & AL GOLDEN IS A GOOBER.


Saturday, November 15, 2014

Sad Scene as Statue Stoudt Stumbles Situation versus Stinging 'Sects



Well, there went the season.

Watson is probably gone (ACL tear unconfirmed) and Stoudt (Kyle Parker) went 3/11 for 19 yards.  He did throw two TDs, though.  FOR GEORGIA TECH!  Yeesh.

It got so bad that Dabo had to put in this 14 year old child named Nick Schuessler.
 He promptly went 4 of 4 for 19 yards.

Bleargh.  I really want to believe that we can finish up big.  We'll beat Georgia Southern, but Sakerlina...they are not a great team.  I honestly think we might be able to sneak up on them this year and win.  Wouldn't that be hilarious?  All these great seasons and then beat Sakerlina with a band-aid offense.  We have got to get the OL going with some type of cohesion.  It is like a junkyard of beat-up players.

Last Word: Did you see Tech RB Snoddy break his own left leg?  Crazy stuff.  Hope the poor kid makes it back to 100% soon.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

WTH? Clemson Vs. 'Tech Scheduled for NOON????


You didn't know I was smooth like that?

 Two top 25 teams and they schedule it for NOON???  What is going on with the ACC? 

There can be only one person behind this. 
One person so evil, so vile that their name is infamous in Clemson lore.
No, not Max Lennon (may he be damned).
It's obviously... .

RON CHERRY'S FAULT!

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

He's Back! Deshaun to Return Thursday VS. Wake


Yep!  "Orange Superman" is back!  Here's hoping he only plays a few series against poor old, 2-6 Wake Forest.  Wake is especially horrible this season (they were blown out by Syracuse) and I would hate for Deshaun to get banged up again in a game the Tigers would have won anyway with "Statue Stoudt" at the helm. 

Monday, October 27, 2014

Thoughts From The Syracuse Game

Man...another week, another squeaker.  The Clemson defense hasn't been playing like this since time immemorial.  Seriously, these past three weeks (Louisville, BC and 'Cuse) have been like stepping back in time and watching a few old games when The Great One Himself, Danny Ford (Peace be Upon Him), was Head Coach.  That said, I've had other things on my mind, especially since the Syracuse game.  Can't get a rap song off my mind that popped in my head while I was watching the game.  I call this song...PURPLE SWEATER.

YO!!!!  I CAN ROCK A PURPLE SWEATER!!!!
 YOU THINK YOU CAN ROCK IT BETTER????
TALK TO THE HAND, SUCKA!!!! THERE'S NONE BETTER!!!!
DO MY DANCE NOW!!!!  PURPLE SWEATER!!!!
I'M STEPPIN'...I'M STEPPIN'...UH!!!!  UH!!!!
I CAN DIG IT, YO!


Monday, October 13, 2014

THE WHEELS COME OFF... .


Yep, the young man who could have saved this season and maybe led the storied Tigers of Clemson to victory over a shitty Sakerlina team is out...really for the remainder of the season.

Maybe he'll come back for the bowl game.  If there is one.

Oh well.  At least we have Cole/Kyle.  LOL!

The Clemson Illuminati are fickle, evil people.