Sunday, November 16, 2014

DESHAUN IS OK! SEASON SAVED! UNICORNS EXIST! BIGFOOT DISCOVERED!

Yes, Orange Superman may make it back THIS SEASON.  A sprained LCL, not anything more serious. Check it out.

(SPACE LEFT FOR STS'S DOC B TO INSERT RANT AGAINST JOEY BATSON)

Maybe he'll be back against Sakerlina.  Given Dabo's hatred of Sakerlina PROBABLY against Sakerlina.  Just gotta keep pulling for Duke in the Coastal ACC and who knows what will happen with the "Bowl Situation." 

BTW, FU Miami. 
AND YOUR ALTERNATE UNIS SUCK & AL GOLDEN IS A GOOBER.


Saturday, November 15, 2014

Sad Scene as Statue Stoudt Stumbles Situation versus Stinging 'Sects



Well, there went the season.

Watson is probably gone (ACL tear unconfirmed) and Stoudt (Kyle Parker) went 3/11 for 19 yards.  He did throw two TDs, though.  FOR GEORGIA TECH!  Yeesh.

It got so bad that Dabo had to put in this 14 year old child named Nick Schuessler.
 He promptly went 4 of 4 for 19 yards.

Bleargh.  I really want to believe that we can finish up big.  We'll beat Georgia Southern, but Sakerlina...they are not a great team.  I honestly think we might be able to sneak up on them this year and win.  Wouldn't that be hilarious?  All these great seasons and then beat Sakerlina with a band-aid offense.  We have got to get the OL going with some type of cohesion.  It is like a junkyard of beat-up players.

Last Word: Did you see Tech RB Snoddy break his own left leg?  Crazy stuff.  Hope the poor kid makes it back to 100% soon.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

WTH? Clemson Vs. 'Tech Scheduled for NOON????


You didn't know I was smooth like that?

 Two top 25 teams and they schedule it for NOON???  What is going on with the ACC? 

There can be only one person behind this. 
One person so evil, so vile that their name is infamous in Clemson lore.
No, not Max Lennon (may he be damned).
It's obviously... .

RON CHERRY'S FAULT!

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

He's Back! Deshaun to Return Thursday VS. Wake


Yep!  "Orange Superman" is back!  Here's hoping he only plays a few series against poor old, 2-6 Wake Forest.  Wake is especially horrible this season (they were blown out by Syracuse) and I would hate for Deshaun to get banged up again in a game the Tigers would have won anyway with "Statue Stoudt" at the helm. 

Monday, October 27, 2014

Thoughts From The Syracuse Game

Man...another week, another squeaker.  The Clemson defense hasn't been playing like this since time immemorial.  Seriously, these past three weeks (Louisville, BC and 'Cuse) have been like stepping back in time and watching a few old games when The Great One Himself, Danny Ford (Peace be Upon Him), was Head Coach.  That said, I've had other things on my mind, especially since the Syracuse game.  Can't get a rap song off my mind that popped in my head while I was watching the game.  I call this song...PURPLE SWEATER.

YO!!!!  I CAN ROCK A PURPLE SWEATER!!!!
 YOU THINK YOU CAN ROCK IT BETTER????
TALK TO THE HAND, SUCKA!!!! THERE'S NONE BETTER!!!!
DO MY DANCE NOW!!!!  PURPLE SWEATER!!!!
I'M STEPPIN'...I'M STEPPIN'...UH!!!!  UH!!!!
I CAN DIG IT, YO!


Monday, October 13, 2014

THE WHEELS COME OFF... .


Yep, the young man who could have saved this season and maybe led the storied Tigers of Clemson to victory over a shitty Sakerlina team is out...really for the remainder of the season.

Maybe he'll come back for the bowl game.  If there is one.

Oh well.  At least we have Cole/Kyle.  LOL!

The Clemson Illuminati are fickle, evil people.  

Monday, October 6, 2014

INITIATIVE Z, PSALM Z: THE RISE OF DESHAUN WATSON


Yes, changes are what make life good and bad.  A baby grows to be a man.  A tiny pistachio grows to be a mighty pistachio oak.  That hot girl you met in Geography class and banged grows to be annoying.  It's a fact of life, son.

It seems now that perhaps...just perhaps...the Clemson Illuminati knew what they were doing when they called Kyle Parker/Cole Stoudt up to start.  It gave them time to get Deshaun Watson back from Switzerland where his entire body was being replaced with cybernetics and mongoose blood.

I am not stating that Deshaun is not human.  He is.  He is human but also super-human.  A dichotomy of one.  Perhaps three.  I don't know exactly.  Bioengineering is difficult to understand when you've reached the seventh inn of enlightenment.

Regardless, Deshaun is the future of Clemson football.  May his freak-flag continue to fly against Louisville and Bobby "Don't Judge Me" Petrino this Saturday in Death Valley.

Trust Me.